I'm Adaptable

Just thinking about all the possible Joaquin Phoenix jokes when award season starts. I mean c’mon, if I were to host the Oscars, that’s prime comedy right there. The joke will be on Leo when Phoenix wins the Oscar though.

Leo’s Golden Globe will have a boyfriend real soon. His name, OSCAR.

DJANGO AND THE GREAT GATSBY COME OUT ON THE SAME DAY.

Christ, someone hold me.

All that DiCaprio on screen, at the same time.

How does one survive?

(Source: jamesbadgedale)

Because Javier, he hasn’t won an Oscar, even after all his creys.

(Source: ssunshowers)

David Fincher is like Leo, but for directing